If you're 30+, a millennial or Gen Xer and still waiting for a game that has adult humor with slice of life scenarios, then congrats—you’ve finally stumbled into the right place. I Married a Monster on a Hill is here to save your sanity with a multimedia mashup of adult humor, town sim shenanigans, and slice-of-life sarcasm that doesn't focus on the comfy side of life.
Set in the chaotic county of Willowgrove this is a visual novel/town management/RPG hybrid where you’re stuck wrangling a cast of locals. You’ll be dodging mini-games, planning community events that don’t end in a riot (good luck), and solving petty dramas. Your job? Keep the town from imploding while cackling at the absurdity of it all.
There’s a gaping void of projects for the 30+ crowd. We’ve got you covered with sarcastic takes on everyday nonsense—no main character syndrome prophecies, no participation trophies, just you, a citizen of Willowgrove.
What is "I Married a Monster on a Hill"?
Sure, I Married a Monster on a Hill might revel in crudeness, but don’t let the dirty jokes fool you—there’s a Catholic twist and some faith-based undertones sneaking through the chaos. We’re tossing modern-day messes—divorce, burnout, that third whiskey shot you shouldn’t have taken—into a blender with lessons and resources. It’s about finding grace in the gutter, strengthening your faith while laughing at life’s absurdity, and maybe even spotting a redemption arc between the bar fights and bad decisions. God Bless we hope we can help you strengthen your faith through the struggle.
Faith Based Lessons
18+ Disclaimer - Crude Humor, Sexual Scenes, Drug & Alcohol Use
18+ Disclaimer - Crude Humor, Sexual Scenes, Drug & Alcohol Use
All characters in I Married a Monster on a Hill are strictly 18+. All romance options are also for the older crowd. Locals deal with the glorious mess of adult lives: marriage, jobs that make you question your life choices, and health struggles that remind you to take care of yourself in logical ways. Our main demographic? Anyone 30+ who isn't focused on fake positive reinforcement, but how to overcome struggles.
Expect crude humor. sexual scenes that don’t fade to black, and drug and alcohol use with counselling to help anyone overcome addictions. While crude, this series is all wrapped in a fictional satire package focused on giving you simple life lessons if you need an actual push in life. We’re talking old-school internet humor—think early 1990s-2000s forums, with no sugarcoating. You can forge your own character in this universe, but let’s be clear: these games are built for the 30-and-up crew who get it.
